Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all of us still trying to recover from January’s financial uppercut—welcome to February 12th!
At this point, we need to ask ourselves: How far? Are we making progress, or is February doing us like a fast-moving keke that refuses to stop for passengers? Because honestly, this month is moving like it has a flight to catch.
It feels like just yesterday we were shouting “Happy New Year!” Now, Valentine’s Day is in two days, salaries are already disappearing, and the harmattan-hot weather confusion is still stressing us. But we move!
February: The Short Month with Big Energy
February is that one friend who comes in a hurry, shakes things up, and leaves before you even understand what’s going on. Unlike January that drags like a long sermon, February is fast-paced, unpredictable, and packed with events that can either make or break you.
Let’s break it down:
1. Valentine’s Day Tension: Love or Premium Tears?
We are officially two days away from Valentine’s Day, and you can already feel the pressure in the air.
- If you are in a relationship, have you bought your gifts? If not, act fast before your partner starts posting “Men will embarrass you” or “Ladies are not romantic”.
- If you are single, stay strong. You might need to avoid social media on the 14th to prevent unnecessary heartbreak.
- If you are waiting for a “mystery gift,” just remember: Your destiny is in your hands. No be everybody dem dey surprise.
Meanwhile, some people are currently investigating their partners, cross-checking receipts, and trying to confirm if they are the main boo or just a side dish. If you suspect foul play, relax, February 15th is your day. That’s when all the truth comes out!
2. The “Middle of the Month” Money Struggle
By now, some salaries have vanished. If you didn’t plan well in January, you are probably staring at your bank app, wondering who stole your money.
The usual signs are here:
- You suddenly start using phrases like “Let’s manage small.”
- Eating out has turned into “Let me just cook at home.”
- You check your bank app for fun, hoping a miracle credit alert will appear.
And if you spent recklessly during Valentine’s shopping, March will be your real test of survival.
3. Nigeria Is Still Nigeria-ing
As we hustle through February, the country is still giving us plenty to talk about.
- Fuel prices? Still unpredictable.
- Cost of food? Higher than our expectations.
- Traffic in Lagos? As constant as Nigerian politicians making promises.
The good news? Nigerians always find a way to adapt. Whether it’s managing transport money, surviving the heat, or ignoring stress, we will figure it out—somehow.
4. Harmattan and Heat: What Exactly Is This Weather?
One minute, it’s so cold you’re considering wearing socks indoors. The next minute, the sun is attacking your skin like you personally offended it. What is this weather doing?
If you are confused about what to wear, don’t worry—you are not alone. Just carry a sweater, sunglasses, and an umbrella at the same time. February weather is like Lagos danfo conductors—unpredictable and aggressive.
5. The Month Is Running—Don’t Let It Leave You Behind
February is short, so if you have goals, now is the time to move.
- Job seekers, have you updated your CV?
- Business owners, have you promoted your products?
- Content creators, have you gone viral yet?
Don’t let February carry your 2025 dreams away. If you’re still waiting for “the right time” to start something, wake up, because this month is almost halfway gone!
February, Be Calming Down!
As we enter the second half of this fast-moving month, stay smart, spend wisely, and avoid relationship heartbreak.
And most importantly, don’t let anybody use Valentine’s Day to disgrace you. If you know your partner is capable of public embarrassment, just switch off your phone and focus on your future.
March is watching us. Let’s not disappoint ourselves.
