Buhari’s Brain is Dead – Patience Jonathan Says

The First Lady, Patience Jonathan, has urged Nigerian women to all come out  to vote for the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the forthcoming presidential election because the brain of the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd), is dead.

“Speaking on Tuesday, March 3, during the PDP women presidential campaign rally in Kogi State, she described Buhari as unfit to be the country’s president.

“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate. Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata. If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala,” she said in Pidgin English.

The first lady took the opportunity to extol her husband’s virtue saying that 70 percent of his cabinet are women.

“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA).   He places Nigerians in his mind and if he says he will do this, he will do it. So what are we looking for? If we women of Nigeria don’t appreciate Goodluck and we are looking for bus conductor, it is left for us,” She said.